| Grand Noble Humbug | Anthony "Major" Nelson |
| Vice Grand Noble Humbug | Rene "The Reverend" Vasquez |
| Gold Dust Receiver | Rudy "Rude Dog" Flores |
| Noble Grand Recorder | Mike "Hudson Hawk" |
| Grand Imperturbable Hangman | Warren "Ape" Pannett |
| Ass Hangman | ? |
| Gut Robber | Larry "BLT" Terry |
| Ass Gut Robbers | Al & "Joe Joe" |
| Hawker | Ray “"Smokey”" Young |
| Ass Hawker | Eric "Captain Vespa" Meyers |
| Raffle Bastards | "Nasty Nate" Lopez & Mike "Sweet Cheeks" Brewer |
| Damn Fool Door Keeper | Scott "The Butcher" Wells |
| Clampatriarch | Wayne "Monkey Balls" Montgomery (XNGH) |
| Rock Stacker | ? |
| El Web Bassturd | Rene "The Reverend" Vasquez |
| Most Important Committee of Equal Indignity | Everyone Else! |